# “There is a special kleptomaniac in my class. He steals only Parker pens.”
# “How can we claim we are vegetarians? Didn’t our great-great-great-great-great-great ancestors, the cavemen eat meat?”
# If anything is bothering you, please put your right hand on your heart, and keep saying, “Aal izz Well’. Everything will be okay!!!
# Last night, on the eve of his exams: “Can I sleep in your room? You are my good luck charm!”